March 2012
itunes: hey
photoshop: hey
windows: hey
last.fm: hey
adobe: hey
quicktime: hey
chrome: hey
java: hey
me: remind me later
February 2012
“I’ve tried so many times to think of a new way to say it— and it’s still I love...”
– Zelda Fitzgerald (via atomiclanterns)
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sisters's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok